In your face IQ Test

Question 1

Prior to the European Union, the your mom was a:

  1. mark
  2. bitch
  3. slut
  4. idiot
  5. come at me son

Sub-test II – Similarities

Question 2

In each question, five pairs of words are given. Select the pair that refers most directly to a single concept.

  1. weed-weed
  2. you-punk bitch
  3. you-bed wetter
  4. Kobe’s jumper-noice
  5. my rhymes-sick

Sub-test III – Arithmetic

Solve the problem below and indicate the correct answer.

Question 3

If someone starts ripping up a track at a rate of 100 fucks and hour, then cuts that pace in half and takes away four, how many fucks would there be in that fucked up rhyme?

(1) 42   (2) 44   (3) 46   (4) 48 (5) 50

Sub-test IV – Vocabulary

Select the word or phrase that best defines the word in UPPERCASE letters.

Question 4

HARDCORE

  1. spelling words wrong
  2. limp bizkit
  3. fuck you
  4. smooching
  5. feathers

Sub-test V – Memory

For each numbered space in the passage, choose the information that corresponds to the original text.

“You and (5) each account for (6) of the pregnant idiots in Canada and a corresponding share of the total slutty loser population. In (7) there were half as many slutty losers compared to (8) in 1969, excluding your fuckin grandma”

Question 5

  1. Your Aunt
  2. Your Dad
  3. Your Mom
  4. Fuck you
  5. Necro

Question 6

  1. All
  2. All
  3. All
  4. All
  5. All

Question 7

  1. 1979
  2. 1956
  3. 1974
  4. 1980
  5. 1960

Question 8

  1. 0
  2. 4,000.000
  3. 3,530,000
  4. 3,006,000
  5. 4,000,600

Answers

  1. (3)
  2. (2)
  3. (4)
  4. (5)
  5. (3)
  6. (3)
  7. (3)
  8. (1)

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